it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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