rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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