i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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