Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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