Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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