I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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