But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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