I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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