I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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