What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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