I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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