i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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