good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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