Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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