Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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