i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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