I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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