Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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