I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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