And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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