Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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