Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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