She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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