Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So gin and wine won't be happening again
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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