At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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