please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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