i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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