On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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