Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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