bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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