you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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