these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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