school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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