If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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