no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You made out with two different species that night
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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