apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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