Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
