it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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