girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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