Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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