My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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