awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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