My first STD was from a foam party
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize