Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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