normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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