I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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