i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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