You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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