that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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