I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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