I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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