he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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