She announced her abortion via fbk
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
